#that boy is a service switch

[shinshoyu]

i think johnny cage on his hands and knees is a beautiful image

[lavend3r-stardust]

When he holds your thighs open like a good boy as he goes to town on your cunt 🥴🥴 lapping at your clit like a damn dog (fitting, because he's your bitch), moaning into your pussy about how good you taste and how long he's dreamed of doing this as he slides a finger into you. Adds another. Curls them, moving them in and out as his lips suck on your clit.

When he helps you lay down against the pillows because he wants you as comfortable as possible before that damn mouth of his is making you writhe, your hips bucking upwards to meet his tongue, and he pulls away to wipe your cum off his lips; grinning madly as you lay shaking with your thighs around his face, and you swear you could cum again seeing that devilish, pussydrunk smile.

[aster-y]

switch4switch prince stuff bcs i said so

dainty little booksmart prince with a skill for speaking rendered thoughtless and struggling to form words at the hands of a sly, sharp fighter prince who teases all the perfectly timed witticisms and smart politicking out of their head in favor of making them a flustered mess who can hardly use their words to express how badly they need his touch and attention. they break in their private library under the weight of his honesty and genuine interest, delivered to them under unending teasing. Strong, warm hands, and soft, amused eyes roaming over the skin exposed by their neat royal uniform coming unbuttoned. fucking in that library until their royal highness' neediness is finally satiated, melting into the arms of their royal lover, wordless, thoughtless, disarmed.

their prince kisses them sweetly, praises their honesty and beauty, cleans them up (putting them back together after being so throughroughly disassembled) and walks them back to their chambers for... further discussion and debate. So much they have yet to talk about, you see.

but then,

the same fighter prince now lulled to insatiability, loyalty, and lust, on his knees for his prince, sword, and shield discarded. forgotten. vulnerable and soft, under the spell of the very words he sought out and dismantled. he flushes, leaning into the touch of his fellow prince as they languidly cup his cheek— sitting neatly on their future throne, lips curling into a delicate but smug and self-satisfied smile. they almost tower above him like this, their presence so regal and dignified, and the need to please them fills that little fighter's head, now so dizzy and clouded from the arousal. who can blame him? his prince has been whispering the most vile, dirty little sentences into his ear the whole day. he breaks and begs to please, and how can they say no? he's so sweet, so adorable, so vulnerable and raw, there is no armor to hide behind and no royal code to adhere to, only base instinct and unfiltered pleasure. they let him eat them out on their throne, cumming into his mouth as he looks up at them with raw desire, so desperate to please, loyal, defenseless, and disarmed.

his prince kisses him sweetly, and sings him praises of his servitude and skill. they clean him up, and have him accompany them back to their chambers to... retrieve his reward. such wonderful, selfless acts of service to his kingdom cannot go possibly go unrewarded, you see.

[the-jellyfish-graves]

It’s such a turn on when I’m allowed to be sweet to someone just because I want to.

Let me help you feel good; it’s so hot to me.

[ficandkaboodle]

Aight *cracks knuckles* I’m about to get tomatoes thrown at me probably but…

I think Nihil was actually relatively vanilla in his youth, morbid cemetery kiss aside. Body worship and whatnot aren’t inherently not-vanilla, soooo…If he did any BDSM, it was because Sister requested it and he worships her probably more than he does Satan. The kinkiest this fucker ever got of his own volition was kissing Sister’s shoes because he knew he fucked up and was at her mercy. COPIA AND HIS TWIN WERE CONCEIVED WHEN NIHIL ATTEMPTED TO MAKE SWEET, TENDER LOVE TO SISTER BUT MIDWAY, SISTER PINNED HIM DOWN AND RODE HIM UNTIL HE FORGOT WHAT HIS NAME WAS BEFORE HE BECAME PAPA —

[zantedeschia-praesul]

//you look at those two dorks and think OH GEE I WONDER WHO TOPS 👀

Plot twist: they both do //kicked

[ephemerasnape]

Bait and Switch (Audio)

Sebastian and Ominis discuss a serious problem they're having... 🤣

"I do not have pimples!" - Sebastian Sallow

AUDIO 18+

(Humor. Not explicit, innuendo only, but still potentially embarrassing :)

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[lavend3r-stardust]

Need a pretty thing to stare lovingly into my eyes while I call them "my good boy" and tug on their hair as they part my legs

[the-jellyfish-graves]

I want a cute sub/switch to come grind on my lap while I tease them and tell them how precious and adorable they are. I want those sweet moans and whimpers in my ear until they can't take it anymore and make a mess all over my thighs - just so a different cute little sub can come clean it up for me.

[cowboyhorsegirl]

Steve is most likely to end up in a lavender marriage and Tony's most likely to end up in a “married for tax/immigration/inheritance fraud” reasons.

They meet as married men and pine for each other hardcore and are also trying not to read too much into how their interest seems reciprocated and oh nooooo both Immigration/the IRS and the the Church/in-laws/DADT era army dudes or whatever are snooping around at the same time at each of their marriages and they have to be so good at being married at the people they are married to oh noooooo and they other guy doesn’t know why they are suddenly being iced out and maybe they were just imagining things? maybe it’s for the best with all these eyes around on them…

[skullodreams]

Finally, a good excuse to play the goat.

[fingertipsmp3]

The sims 2 is so funny because you can do everything right, you can make your sims study cooking and go to work on time and micromanage everybody so that they don’t die in stupid ways, and then the goddamn nanny burns your house down

[fractallogic]

Unreasonably annoyed that somehow both target AND Office Depot are closed today and I wanted to get some page protectors and binder dividers to organize my mom’s random collection of recipes today during a crafternoon

SIGH being a godless heathen is so hard sometimes

[thestuffmybraincomesupwith]

September 27, 2024

Dream:

Sonic, Knuckles, and what my brain interpreted as Amy, but really wasn't? There was something about when all the Chaos emeralds were together, Amy's (who looked like Rogue in the X-Men animated series from the 90s) hair changed from super curly to super straight with the white highlights going through it, which we were trying to keep that fact from the bad guys. Knuckles stole an emerald and then the bad guys he worked for took the emerald (the bad guys were mercenary types), and we knew because Amy's hair changed.

There was a part in here where we were all recouping from the bad guys' win, and trying to figure out what to do, and u wandered away in a daze. I came up to one of those video game tables, where it's like an arcade game but flat top and you look down at the screen through a piece of glass. Except it was a Nintendo Switch, with Animal Crossing on it, and the AC world was on fire. There were fires everywhere you went in the game, all houses and crops and fences and buildings were on fire in the game. I switched to another game, Pokemon maybe, but the world inside the Pokemon game was on fire too. I left that console and found another console and opened Madden, and the field and the stands were all on fire. The benches, the entrance to the locker rooms. I tried a computer and Skyrim was all on fire, all the cities and bushes and trees and encampments. I realized that all video game worlds were on fire.

When I looked up, I realized that the entire real world had been set on fire too. The entire world had fires everywhere, houses and buildings on every street, trees and bushes and tall grass and everything.

As I wandered around in a daze, I remember getting off a bus and being part of a conversation with a cute butch woman, something about city planning (truck? Sewer? Road layouts? Public parks? Upcoming community outreach meeting for public discourse or whatever?). There were other people standing together in our little group of people, but her and another woman were doing all the conversing and the rest of us were just kind of taking it all in. Everyone started walking away in different directions, with cute butch woman walking in a direction I hadn't been planning to go, but I started trying to think of reasons to walk with her that direction. I couldn't come up with any and just stood on the corner as everyone left. By this time it's that early, just-past-sunset, still-half-lit nautical twilight. Part of the sky was lit with light pollution from cities and fires, part of it was obscured from all the smoke, and part of it was just soft blue grey clouds clinging to the last pieces of light before darkness took over.

At this point in the dream, there was a shift where I had knowledge i didn't before, as if things happened and it fast forwarded, except my physical place and time of day didn't change. I remember having seen a board of maps, like the kinds found on nature preserve trails showing the area with a You Are Here ☆ and has information and history of places on the side. Except it was a map that showed what I originally thought was the Bible belt area of the US, labeled "this area is known as 'little France'." but as I looked harder at it I realized it was actually northern Canada and the highlighted province just happened to be shaped like Tennessee. There was also a map of America was divided into quarters with round area in the middle (so 5 areas total). The boundaries weren't defined by any land masses or structures, just straight lines/perfect circle in the center. Dream knowledge, I knew that the five areas had large physical walls/boundaries made of brick and rusted steel and thick barbed wire, with heavily armed border check points. But I needed to get from Florida up to the Northeast American Territory.

I started walking north, because I had no car, and lots of cars were on fire anyways. I started walking up this steep hill that had blazing grocery stores just on the other side when a big brown extra soft horse came running from over the crest of the hill towards me, riderless. A lot of people just watched, thinking that nothing could be done about it, but instead of letting it run past I caught its reins. I figured out it was a service horse for people with special needs, and therefore trained to be extremely docile and easy to ride, and I decided to ride the horse north. I tried running with the horse back up the fiery hill it came from and hopping into its saddle as we ran. I think I eventually got it.

Fast forward to i was sitting outside at a Cafe table at a strip mall in Maryland. I was watching an ad for a liquor store that just opened online only. "We don't do brick and mortar anymore! We invested in a truck, but since our stuff is seasonal and comes and goes too fast, it made sense to just switch to online only!" [My best friend, irl] was talking with a cute gay boy waiter that also cashiered for a Hot Topic-esque shop (think a more flamboyant sassy version of Charles from Dead Boy Detectives) while sitting at a high top table. They were discussing a recent Korean Drama show, and [my best friend, irl] said they had been on Korean Forums discussing the gay ships, and said "look, the Koreans have a phrase for that, and it's my favorite thing ever now". The waiter/cashier said, "What?" and they replied "Itchako. It means 'look, it's going to lead you into a tree'." *with a hand flourish from face out and wide*

And then I woke up.

[tngmpersonal]

I finally completed Lyn's Tale in Fire Emblem! Sadly I didn't use the Angelic Robe while I had the chance. But if Binding Blade and Blazing Blade got a compilation remaster today, the items Elimine would give you through the Mario Kart: Double Dash!! bonus disc would probably be amiibo-locked.

[hera-in-this-bitch]

Ohhhh shit ima play some Fire Emblem 😎😩

I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.

This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!

+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses

Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)

They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program